document.write("<div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=112&z=1\'><b>Global Warming<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, January 02, 2008<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=110&z=1\'><b>Stuck in Iraq<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, November 01, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=109&z=1\'><b>Laugh ..... or Cry?<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, October 18, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=108&z=1\'><b> Officials: Inmate got \'Katie\'s Revenge\' tattoo by force<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, October 02, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=107&z=1\'><b>Formulative Reasoning<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, September 25, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=106&z=1\'><b>Now that\'s just gay!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, September 22, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=104&z=1\'><b>Makes Sense<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, September 13, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=105&z=1\'><b>Let it Start Today!!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, September 13, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=103&z=1\'><b>Pointless Image<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, August 18, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=102&z=1\'><b>The Venom Suit<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, June 28, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=101&z=1\'><b>The Cruise<\/b><\/a><br><i>Tuesday, June 13, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=100&z=1\'><b>Latest Scam!!!! Beware!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, June 02, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=99&z=1\'><b>Presidential Briefing<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, May 24, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=98&z=1\'><b>Fluctuations<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, April 13, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=97&z=1\'><b>Trival BS<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, April 03, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=96&z=1\'><b>What is .....<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, March 31, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=95&z=1\'><b>Five Keys to a Great Relationship<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, March 20, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=94&z=1\'><b>The Internet is Full<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, March 13, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=92&z=1\'><b>Senior Sense<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, March 10, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=93&z=1\'><b>Are you sure he\'s dead?!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, March 10, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=90&z=1\'><b>Ten Marriages<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, March 06, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=91&z=1\'><b>Winston Meets the Flintstones<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, March 06, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=87&z=1\'><b>Ransom<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, March 01, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=88&z=1\'><b>370HSSV-0773H<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, March 01, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=89&z=1\'><b>Worth Reading<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, March 01, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=86&z=1\'><b>Cheater !!!!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, February 23, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=85&z=1\'><b>You Call THAT a Special?!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, February 17, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=84&z=1\'><b>Special Valentine\'s Day Card<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, February 09, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=83&z=1\'><b>Poor Duke<\/b><\/a><br><i>Wednesday, February 08, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=82&z=1\'><b>Republican or Democrat?<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, February 06, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=79&z=1\'><b>Genie<\/b><\/a><br><i>Saturday, January 28, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=80&z=1\'><b>The First Time<\/b><\/a><br><i>Saturday, January 28, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=81&z=1\'><b>Broken Clock<\/b><\/a><br><i>Saturday, January 28, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=78&z=1\'><b>Proof That The Rest of the World is Nuts!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, January 27, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=77&z=1\'><b>Thinking and Common Sense Required<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, January 26, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=76&z=1\'><b>Chinese Justice<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, January 19, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=75&z=1\'><b>If Only ......<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, January 16, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=74&z=1\'><b>Nice Trade<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, January 13, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=73&z=1\'><b>Why?!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, January 09, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=72&z=1\'><b>Greeks vs. Italians<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, January 06, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=71&z=1\'><b>Sipping Vodka<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, January 05, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=70&z=1\'><b>Hillary<\/b><\/a><br><i>Tuesday, January 03, 2006<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=69&z=1\'><b>Dear John ......<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, December 30, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=68&z=1\'><b>Chirstmas Carols for the Disturbed<\/b><\/a><br><i>Thursday, December 22, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=67&z=1\'><b>Something to Think About<\/b><\/a><br><i>Tuesday, December 20, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=66&z=1\'><b>Letter of Apology<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, December 19, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=65&z=1\'><b>Three Guys<\/b><\/a><br><i>Sunday, December 18, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=64&z=1\'><b>Father\/Daughter Talk<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, December 16, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=63&z=1\'><b>Famer Joke<\/b><\/a><br><i>Monday, December 12, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=62&z=1\'><b>Where Did They Bury the Rest of Him?!<\/b><\/a><br><i>Friday, December 09, 2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=19&z=1\'><b>Cheerios, Anyone???<\/b><\/a><br><i>11\/15\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=18&z=1\'><b>The Lil Firefighter<\/b><\/a><br><i>10\/14\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=17&z=1\'><b>My End of the Rainbow<\/b><\/a><br><i>10\/12\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=16&z=1\'><b>You Will Know Everything Soon !!!<\/b><\/a><br><i>10\/11\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=12&z=1\'><b>Surround Yourself with Intelligent People<\/b><\/a><br><i>08\/02\/2004<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=5&z=1\'><b>Two updates in one day!<\/b><\/a><br><i>06\/16\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=6&z=1\'><b>Truth or Rhetoric? <\/b><\/a><br><i>06\/16\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=7&z=1\'><b>Profiling<\/b><\/a><br><i>03\/20\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=8&z=1\'><b>Pets<\/b><\/a><br><i>02\/06\/2005<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=9&z=1\'><b>Job Application<\/b><\/a><br><i>10\/20\/2004<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=10&z=1\'><b>Building a Bridge<\/b><\/a><br><i>09\/02\/2004<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=13&z=1\'><b>Success in Life<\/b><\/a><br><i>06\/26\/2004<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=14&z=1\'><b>We\'ll Miss You Part II<\/b><\/a><br><i>05\/18\/2004<\/i><\/font><\/div><br><div style=width:100%;height:;;padding:3;margin:1; align=left><font face=\'Arial\' size=\'1\' color=\'#000000\'><a href=\'http:\/\/hilgedick.com\/hilgenews\/templates\/?a=15&z=1\'><b>We Will Miss You BrandyGirl <\/b><\/a><br><i>04\/09\/2004<\/i><\/font><\/div><br>");